So, I decided to embark on a new project that involves me reading E L James's novel 50 Shades of Grey while trying not to die. This is chapter 2, which I...
In which Anastasia subconscious makes itself known, Christian Grey is a creepy stalker, and some guy named Jose makes an appearance. Ah why is this video...
Chapter 2. My heart is pounding. The elevator arrives on the first floor, and I scramble out as soon as the doors slide open, stumbling once, but fortunately not sprawling on to the immaculate sandstone floor. I race for the wide glass doors, and I’m free in the bracing, cleansing, damp air of Seattle.
Another day, another chapter, this one taking place in a womb-like playroom and then Christian finds out some shit and if you didn't already know -- he's...
Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse (And the book does a shit job of handling it, too. Fuck this fucking thing.) "Wow. What a great chapter." I murmured. "I can't...